8 Centimeters Deluded
I birthed them in my bed, now I have to lie in it.
About Me

- Name: Domestic Slackstress
- Location: Fakewood, United States
I can't really say I'm a writer any longer; I'm more of a professional procrastinator. How 'bout poser writer? Need an excuse? I hatch them daily when I'm not busy wiping up my three heathens' snot and road raging them around our cookie cutter SoCal 'hood. The kids: The Lawyer, 6, Cheeks, 4, and Pigtails, 2.5. My Hubster would make a better mother than me, and I mean that in a good way. Pinkie swear, cross my heart, jab a hot poker in my eye or whatever it is my kids say before they cave and inform on each other.
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Where My So-Called Legit Writing is Published
- The Imperfect Parent
- Psych Central
- DrDrew.com (Loveline's Dr. Drew Pinsky)
- DrKoop.com (Daddy Difference article for Dr. C. Everett Koop, Former U.S. Surgeon General
- DrKoop.com (Herbal Prostate Remedies article for Dr. C. Everett Koop, Former U.S. Surgeon General
- Yoga 4 Everybody Magazine, July 2004
- Yoga 4 Everybody Magazine, Jan. 2005
- The Los Angeles Times
- CBS News
Recent Rants
- 'At Least My Mom Works!'
- Bitching About the Beach
- Soy Burgers Suck
- Alarming Potty Industry Extremes
- I Miss Newborns (But Not Bad Enough to Have More o...
- Not Your Madre's Kindergarten
- A Birthday Party (Downsized)
- Morning Mind Dump, Nothing More
- Lunch Box In Hindsight
- Kindergarten Graffiti
Complete Rant Record
- 09/01/2006 - 10/01/2006
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- 12/01/2006 - 01/01/2007
- 01/01/2007 - 02/01/2007
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- 03/01/2007 - 04/01/2007
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- 06/01/2007 - 07/01/2007
- 07/01/2007 - 08/01/2007
Mamas I Dig

Ballsy Activist Mamas
- 007 Normal Breasts Photo Gallery
- Breastfeeding Mother's Bill of Rights
- Nurse at Starbucks Movement
- Lactivist UK
- Mothers Movement Online
- Moms Rising
- Code Pink
- Mothers Against Circ
- Another Mother for Peace
- MOMbo
- The Shape of a Mother
- Feminist Peace Network
- M.O.T.H.E.R.S. - Mothers Ought to Have Equal Rights
Dads Who Do It For Me
Be a Freak Like Me; Give Birth at Home
- Birth Ecology Project
- More Babies Prefer Home Birth
- Midwifery Today
- iVillage Article: Is Homebirth Safe?
- Birthing From Within
Narrowly Avoiding Foreclosure
Wish I Had Time to Read
- Off Our Backs
- Mother Talkers
- Mamaphonic
- Violet
- Bitch
- Bust
- Mothering
- The Imperfect Parent
- MamaZINE
- HipMama
- Literary Mama

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